March 12, 2015

The Day I Ate Chalk...

In 2nd grade (I was in public school then), there was a blue plastic treasure chest in our classroom that had cheap little things in it. Kids got to pick a toy out when they behaved or did well in school.

One day I got to pick something out! I dug through the chest trying to find something cool. The only thing that caught my eye was a pink, blue. and yellow flower wrapped in plastic. I snatched it up thinking it was a cookie. I didn't know how wrong I was.

When I got home, I took the "cookie" and showed my mom.  She thought it was chalk, but I told her otherwise. While I unwrapped it, a few broken pieces fell out, which for me, were crumbs. 

Then, I did it.

I took a bite.

It didn't taste like anything and it made my mouth dry.  After playing with it in my mouth, I spit it out, thinking back on what Mom had said. I took the one-less-flower-petal "cookie" and drew on our chalkboard. 

I knew, then, that it was chalk.

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Lesson from the story: Don't eat flower looking cookies from school. 

(Just kidding)

Has anything that weird/funny ever happened to you?


March 2, 2015

This Will Surely Make You Laugh...

Wassup people?

I'm gonna post a bunch of funny pics I found on the internet.
I dare you not to laugh.... >:D


Tehehe
Can anyone relate? Hehehe
Heh
Just....wow...
No one will notice....
Ahaha
Oh my goodness. That's creepy. XD
Whaaat? XD
xD
Who would do this...? XD
There you go! Did anyone not laugh?